Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." --Ralph Waldo Emmerson There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We just take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn, and they create new and curious combinations. We keep turning making new patterns, but they are the same old pieces of glass that have been in use throughout all the years."--Mark Twain "Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the things you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."--Mark Twain Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy."--Howard W. Newton Life is a continual exercise in the endless pursuit of perfection; we are driven so that we are forever marked with the curse of ambition and it may mean either our ascension to greatness, or our total self-destruction."--Dr. Elsie Chavous "Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."--William J Bryan

When you're right, no one remembers.When you're wrong, no one forgets. Everyone makes mistakes.The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understandand makes it sound confusing. God is real, unless declared integer Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. Do you have trouble making up your mind?Well, yes or no? Home is where the television is. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. Death is hereditary. Many things can be preserved in alcohol.Dignity is not one of them. Never argue with a fool.People might not know the difference. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.. Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair. Well done is better than well said. They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance. Always borrow money from a pessimist.He won't expect it back. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives. I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct Knowledge Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things thatgo wrong that one can't blame on the government. The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. There are three sides to every argument:your side, my side and the right side.

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to never have the courage to let that person know how you feel. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. Always put yourself in the other's shoes.If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.